19 mai 2007

Blogueurs, combattez la dissipation!

Mes chers blogueurs (bloggers) débutants,

Je devine votre impatience de lire un nouveau conseil éclairé de docteur Gavrix. Vous avez démarré votre blog depuis quelques jours ou semaines et vous découvrez toujours plus le potentiel insoupçonné du blogging. Bloguer devient pour vous une activité vitale qui occupe vos pensées. Votre état lunaire quotidien s’explique par une méditation approfondie du message délivré au Lectorat. Etat héroïque qu’est le votre, mais également périlleux. Car le burn out guette ! Manque de temps, excès de pression, sont les ennemis du blogueur.

Rassurez-vous, Gavrix veille sur votre tranquillité en préparant des conseils pratiques prêts à l’emploi. Aujourd’hui, nous verrons comment mettre en place une stratégie efficace d’ouverture sur la blogosphère.

Règle n° 3 : ne pas se dissiper

Extrait d’une soirée de blogueur débutant et irréfléchi :

« Le blogueur arrive devant son écran. Il sait qu’une intégration réussie dans la blogosphère passe par l’ouverture au monde extérieur. Il adore de ce fait visiter les autres blogs dans le but de récolter de l’information et, comme diraient certains blogueurs influents, réseauter. Son lecteur de flux RSS s’ouvre, notre blogueur est prêt à embarquer avec toute la fraîcheur de sa curiosité nouvelle. Il atterrit sur un blog passionnant, clique sur une Blogroll, découvre un deuxième blog intéressant (dont il conserve le flux RSS pour plus tard), clique sur un autre lien pour arriver sur un blog pas tout à fait à son goût, mais sait on jamais, il conserve aussi son flux RSS. Le temps défile, les minutes se transforment en heures. On retrouve notre blogueur inconscient au petit matin, cliquant machinalement avec sa souris et se disant que l’article qu’il avait l’intention de rédiger au début de la soirée pourrait attendre. »

Gavrix dit STOP ! (Une fois de plus). La dissipation est l’ennemie du blogueur. Il va falloir y remédier grâce à une série de règles simples :

  • Se limiter : le blogueur devra s’accorder un temps défini pour surfer sur les autres blogs. Si notre auteur a prévu d’écrire un article, la règle d’or sera de s’interdire de visiter les autres blogs avant d’avoir fini la rédaction. C’est évident, me direz-vous. Gavrix vous dira que nombre de braves blogueurs dilapident leurs réserves temporelles et intellectuelles en enfreignant ce principe de précaution.
  • Segmenter : le blogueur doit comprendre qu’il ne peut visionner à la fois tous les blogs (mis à part la fameuse liste A, source de toutes les informations vitales et confidentielles du blogueur qui sera consultée tous les jours). Il devra par conséquent constituer des groupes de blogs et se limiter à un groupe à la fois. La répartition peut se faire par type de blog (blog d’actualité, blog littéraire, blog de geek) par jour de lecture souhaité, si, si (lundi, mardi, mercredi), par fréquence de publication (blog quotidien, hebdomadaire). Les possibilités sont illimitées pour les plus créatifs d’entre vous.
  • Purger : le blogueur n’hésitera pas à purger sa liste de flux RSS ou de liens. Ainsi, s’il avait trouvé cocasse de suivre le flux du blog de l’anthropologie appliquée, il s’est rapidement lassé. Docteur Gavrix conseille vivement d'écarter ses flux parasites de sa liste principale. Pour les plus anxieux, une liste dissidente peut être créée afin d’abriter tous les coups de cœurs saugrenus et regrettés.

Docteur Gavrix espère enfin enrayer l’épidémie d’insomnie chronique chez les blogueurs assidus. Rappelons que le cabinet de Gavrix a été reconnu officine d’utilité publique. Son objectif est de venir en aide aux blogueurs touchés par la férocité de la pression blogosphèrique.

A bientôt, pour de nouveaux conseils de docteur Gavrix ! Et en bonus, voici un petit lien pour vous détendre et dépayser.

Autres conseils: Halte aux statistiques, La modération est l'amie du blogueur

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19 commentaires:

daria a dit…

Toujours de bon conseil Dr Gavrix ! : )

Gavrix a dit…

Daria!
Merci! La tâche est ardue, la férocité pèse sur le blogueur.

Julien a dit…

J'arrive pas à croire que j'ai été dissipé par ce blog inutile !

Je plaisante bien sûr. Merci pour ces précieux conseils !

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Julien,

Même les meilleurs d'entre nous succombent à la dissipation. Mais l'officine reconnue d'utilité publique s'en charge.

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